Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Ponder this

SMILE OF THE DAY

Thoughts To Ponder 

1. If people can put up nude statues everywhere, then why can't we run around naked?
2. How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there?
3. If Hooters started a door-to-door service would they then be called knockers?
4. Who shuts the door when the bus driver gets off?
5. If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
6. They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?
7. How come a pizza can get to ur house faster than an ambulance? 

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