SMILE OF THE DAY
Thoughts To Ponder
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it's nose?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it's nose?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station
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